I have to admit its been a tough week for .douchepacker. My latest post about Jenkem flopped when Redditors failed to understand my humor. I was eviscerated and humiliated publicly by people that somehow SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WAS RECOMMENDING JENKEM. I tried to play along, but lost some serious Reddit Comment Karma in the process. That’s what really hurt cause I spent weeks building up levels of Karma most new users can only dream of. People that knew few facts about Copa Wine, marijuana, and jenkem were basically just disappointed that I failed to deliver in the usual manner. So to all the Haters:
Despite crushing it in my home state of Oregon, Bernie will certainly not get the nomination. To top it off, yesterday I had surgery on my groin. No physical activity for 7-10 days which means no hiking or much physical activity that involves walking/groin movement. I had to drive 5 blocks to get take-out which is embarrassing.
Luckily this weekend I’ll be taking a Wilderness First Aid course to keep me occupied for the weekend. Aside from an occasional CPR course for old jobs, I haven’t had any training in Wilderness First Aid since the mid 90’s as a boy scout. Due to a number of incidents/close calls over the past year its high time I learn some new skills. I’ve refined and beefed up my first aid kid beyond moleskin and bandaids. I also carry a PLB (Personal Locator Beacon) when I’ll be out of cell range.
It’ll be awhile before I have a decent trip report up, next trip will be over Memorial Day weekend, destination unknown. I’ll drop in after my WFA class and let you know if it was shit or not. It’d better be good cause its costing me $250 for class/meals/camp spot.